budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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Jun 27th / 581,476 notes
  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here
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Jun 26th / 126,324 notes

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

Jun 26th / 372,258 notes
  • me: *gets out of day old pajamas*
  • me: *takes a shower*
  • me: *gets into clean pajamas*
  • me: summertime
Jun 26th / 110,499 notes
I need serious help!

What is the quote “your smile is intoxicating go help the world get wasted” from?

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If you still talk about it - you still care about it. Anonymous (via naeive) Dec 30th / 329,119 notes
I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did. (via hazelhirao) Dec 29th / 1,013,042 notes

onbrokenwingswefall:

heyfunniest:

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oh my god I’m crying. this is officially the best post on the Internet.

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teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

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