When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now I'm here
serving size: 4
all 4 me
- me: *gets out of day old pajamas*
- me: *takes a shower*
- me: *gets into clean pajamas*
- me: summertime
What is the quote “your smile is intoxicating go help the world get wasted” from?
oh my god I’m crying. this is officially the best post on the Internet.
his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital